Nude Waitresses Melbourne
$250 per host, per hour. Professional nude hosting for private events across Melbourne — quoted in writing, boundaries agreed beforehand, and no surprises on the night.
Nude waitressing in Melbourne is $250 per host, per hour — $1,500 for the booking most people ask for, which is 2 hosts across 3 hours. We publish that figure because almost nobody in this industry does, and you should not have to send three messages to find out what a night costs.
Nude hosting is our most exclusive and most restricted tier, arranged for private occasions only. It is a small share of what we do, it takes more notice than any other tier because far fewer hosts work it, and it is arranged with more care from the first message.
In Melbourne that mostly means bucks nights, birthdays, poker nights — held in Southbank and Docklands apartments or hired CBD laneway bars and private rooms. We cover Melbourne CBD, Southbank and Docklands, South Yarra, Prahran and Toorak, Richmond and Cremorne, Fitzroy, Collingwood and Brunswick and the rest of the metropolitan area, and we will tell you honestly what is realistic for your date rather than taking a booking we cannot staff properly.
Nude waitress rates in Melbourne
| Tier | Per hourPer host, per hour | WhereWhere it works |
|---|---|---|
| Clothed | $100 | Works in licensed venues, offices and mixed-company events. |
| Lingerie | $125 | Private functions, and licensed venues that approve it in advance. |
| Topless | $200 | Private venues only, unless the venue gives written approval. |
| Nude | $250 | Strictly private residences and privately hired spaces. |
What a real booking costs
An hourly rate only half-answers the question, so here are the three shapes of booking we take most often, at $250 per host per hour.
| Booking | Total | Working |
|---|---|---|
| Two hosts, three hours | $1,500 | 2 × 3h × $250 |
| Three hosts, three hours | $2,250 | 3 × 3h × $250 |
| Four hosts, three hours | $3,000 | 4 × 3h × $250 |
Travel. Travel is included when the venue is within about 30 minutes of the host. Beyond that a travel fee may apply, and because hosts travel from their own suburb it varies by who is available on the night. We confirm any travel fee in writing with your quote, before you pay a deposit — it is never added afterwards.
What you get, and what you don't
Included
- A confirmed host, matched to your event and briefed on it beforehand
- Presentation-ready arrival — hair, makeup and outfit done, in the tier you booked
- Drinks service, hosting and running the room for the full booked duration
- Boundaries agreed in writing beforehand, and enforced on the night
- One point of contact from first message through to the host arriving
- A written quote with the total cost, including any travel fee, before any deposit
Not included
- Sexual services of any kind. These are not offered, arranged or negotiable.
- Touching, unless it is explicitly included in the written booking terms.
- Photography or filming of hosts without their express permission on the night.
- Extending past the booked finish time without agreement and payment for the extra time.
- Alcohol, food, venue hire or transport for guests.
Is nude the right tier for your event?
Nude hosting is our most exclusive and most restricted tier, arranged for private occasions only. It is a small share of what we do, it takes more notice than any other tier because far fewer hosts work it, and it is arranged with more care from the first message.
Nude works well for
- Small, private, adults-only gatherings
- Occasions where the guest list is known and settled in advance
- Private residences and privately hired spaces
Venue rules for nude bookings
Private residences and privately hired spaces only. Not licensed venues, not semi-public spaces, and not anywhere the host could be visible to people who have not agreed to be there. If your venue does not clearly meet that description, this tier is not available for it and we will say so rather than take the booking.
Boundaries and conduct
The strictest of any tier and the least negotiable. Everything is agreed in writing in advance, the guest list is expected to be settled, and no touching or photography is included under any circumstances unless explicitly written into the terms. No sexual services are offered or arranged. Any breach ends the booking immediately with no refund.
Organiser tip. Give us as much notice as you can — two to three weeks rather than two to three days. Very few hosts work this tier and availability, not price, is what will decide whether your date is possible.
Booking nude waitresses across Melbourne
Melbourne bookings cluster tightly in the CBD and the inner south-east, which keeps travel simple most nights. The exceptions are event nights: when there is a match at the MCG or Marvel Stadium, or a race meeting at Flemington, the CBD grid slows to a crawl and tram routes back up. We plan arrival windows around the fixture list rather than the map.
Areas we cover in Melbourne
- Melbourne CBD
- Southbank and Docklands
- South Yarra, Prahran and Toorak
- Richmond and Cremorne
- Fitzroy, Collingwood and Brunswick
- St Kilda and Elwood
- Port Melbourne and Albert Park
- Carlton and Parkville
Venues we work in
- Southbank and Docklands apartments
- hired CBD laneway bars and private rooms
- warehouse conversions in Collingwood and Cremorne
- private homes across the inner south-east
- licensed venues, for the clothed and lingerie tiers with prior approval
How much notice to give
The Spring Racing Carnival through late October and November is the peak, followed by the AFL finals series in September. Both compress demand into specific weekends rather than spreading it out, so those dates need earlier notice than the calendar would suggest.
How booking works
- 01
Message us with the basics
Date, start and finish time, suburb, how many guests and how many hosts you want. WhatsApp is fastest. The pre-filled message on the button above asks for exactly these, so one message is usually enough.
- 02
We come back with a written quote
Availability for your date, the total cost, and any travel fee — in writing, before you commit to anything. If we cannot staff your date properly we will say so rather than take the booking and hope.
- 03
Deposit confirms the date and the host
The deposit locks in your host, not just the slot. Boundaries and terms are confirmed in writing at the same time, so there is nothing left to negotiate later.
- 04
Your host arrives ready to work
Presentation-ready and briefed on your event. You have one point of contact the whole way through, and on the night, if anything needs handling, you talk to us.
Nude waitresses in Melbourne — your questions
- How much does a nude waitress cost in Melbourne?
- $250 per host, per hour, as at August 2026. That is the total you pay us, not a starting figure. The most common booking we take is 2 hosts for 3 hours, which comes to $1,500. A travel fee may apply if the venue is more than about 30 minutes from your host, and if it does, it is quoted in writing before you pay any deposit.
- Is there a minimum booking length?
- We quote by the hour and confirm the minimum for your date in writing before you pay a deposit, because it depends on the night and on how far your host is travelling. Most bookings run two to four hours. Tell us your start and finish time and we will give you a total, not a range.
- What does the booking actually include?
- A confirmed host briefed on your event, arriving presentation-ready in the nude tier, serving drinks and hosting the room for the full booked duration. Boundaries are agreed in writing beforehand. You get one point of contact from the first message through to arrival, and a written quote with the total cost including any travel fee before any money changes hands.
- Can I book nude waitresses for a licensed venue in Melbourne?
- Private residences and privately hired spaces only. Not licensed venues, not semi-public spaces, and not anywhere the host could be visible to people who have not agreed to be there. If your venue does not clearly meet that description, this tier is not available for it and we will say so rather than take the booking.
- Which parts of Melbourne do you cover?
- We work across Melbourne CBD, Southbank and Docklands, South Yarra, Prahran and Toorak, Richmond and Cremorne, Fitzroy, Collingwood and Brunswick, St Kilda and Elwood and Port Melbourne and Albert Park, Carlton and Parkville. Travel is included when the venue is within about 30 minutes of the host. Beyond that a travel fee may apply, and because hosts travel from their own suburb it varies by who is available on the night. We confirm any travel fee in writing with your quote, before you pay a deposit — it is never added afterwards.
- How much notice do you need for a booking in Melbourne?
- The Spring Racing Carnival through late October and November is the peak, followed by the AFL finals series in September. Both compress demand into specific weekends rather than spreading it out, so those dates need earlier notice than the calendar would suggest. We do take last-minute bookings whenever the roster allows, so it is always worth asking — but notice buys you choice, not just availability.
- What are the boundaries?
- The strictest of any tier and the least negotiable. Everything is agreed in writing in advance, the guest list is expected to be settled, and no touching or photography is included under any circumstances unless explicitly written into the terms. No sexual services are offered or arranged. Any breach ends the booking immediately with no refund.
- Do you offer sexual services?
- No. This is an entertainment and hospitality staffing service for private events. Sexual services are not offered, not arranged and not negotiable at any price or in any tier. Asking will end the booking without a refund. We are direct about this because it saves everyone's time.
- Can we take photos?
- Only with your host's permission, given on the night. If photos matter to you, tell us when you book so it is settled in the written terms rather than negotiated in front of twenty guests. Filming is treated the same way.
- How do deposits and payment work?
- A deposit confirms your date and your host, and the balance is settled on the terms we put in writing before the event. You will always see the full total, including any travel fee, before you pay anything. Deposits are non-refundable inside the cancellation window, which we state in your written quote rather than leaving vague.
- What happens if we run over time?
- You can usually extend if your host is free, charged at the same $250 per host per hour and agreed on the night. If she has another commitment she will finish at the booked time. Extending is never assumed, in either direction.
- What kind of events do you usually work in Melbourne?
- Mostly bucks nights, birthdays, poker nights, AFL finals and Spring Racing Carnival events and corporate functions. Venue-wise, that means Southbank and Docklands apartments, hired CBD laneway bars and private rooms, warehouse conversions in Collingwood and Cremorne and similar private settings.