Clothed Waitresses Melbourne
$100 per host, per hour. Professional clothed hosting for private events across Melbourne — quoted in writing, boundaries agreed beforehand, and no surprises on the night.
Clothed waitressing in Melbourne is $100 per host, per hour — $600 for the booking most people ask for, which is 2 hosts across 3 hours. We publish that figure because almost nobody in this industry does, and you should not have to send three messages to find out what a night costs.
Clothed waitressing is professional hospitality with presentation dialled up. Your host arrives dressed for the occasion, works the room, keeps drinks moving, clears as she goes and makes sure nobody is standing on their own. Everything you would expect from good function staff, from someone whose job is also to lift the energy in the room.
In Melbourne that mostly means bucks nights, birthdays, poker nights — held in Southbank and Docklands apartments or hired CBD laneway bars and private rooms. We cover Melbourne CBD, Southbank and Docklands, South Yarra, Prahran and Toorak, Richmond and Cremorne, Fitzroy, Collingwood and Brunswick and the rest of the metropolitan area, and we will tell you honestly what is realistic for your date rather than taking a booking we cannot staff properly.
Clothed waitress rates in Melbourne
| Tier | Per hourPer host, per hour | WhereWhere it works |
|---|---|---|
| Clothed | $100 | Works in licensed venues, offices and mixed-company events. |
| Lingerie | $125 | Private functions, and licensed venues that approve it in advance. |
| Topless | $200 | Private venues only, unless the venue gives written approval. |
| Nude | $250 | Strictly private residences and privately hired spaces. |
What a real booking costs
An hourly rate only half-answers the question, so here are the three shapes of booking we take most often, at $100 per host per hour.
| Booking | Total | Working |
|---|---|---|
| Two hosts, three hours | $600 | 2 × 3h × $100 |
| Three hosts, three hours | $900 | 3 × 3h × $100 |
| Four hosts, three hours | $1,200 | 4 × 3h × $100 |
Travel. Travel is included when the venue is within about 30 minutes of the host. Beyond that a travel fee may apply, and because hosts travel from their own suburb it varies by who is available on the night. We confirm any travel fee in writing with your quote, before you pay a deposit — it is never added afterwards.
What you get, and what you don't
Included
- A confirmed host, matched to your event and briefed on it beforehand
- Presentation-ready arrival — hair, makeup and outfit done, in the tier you booked
- Drinks service, hosting and running the room for the full booked duration
- Boundaries agreed in writing beforehand, and enforced on the night
- One point of contact from first message through to the host arriving
- A written quote with the total cost, including any travel fee, before any deposit
Not included
- Sexual services of any kind. These are not offered, arranged or negotiable.
- Touching, unless it is explicitly included in the written booking terms.
- Photography or filming of hosts without their express permission on the night.
- Extending past the booked finish time without agreement and payment for the extra time.
- Alcohol, food, venue hire or transport for guests.
Is clothed the right tier for your event?
Clothed waitressing is professional hospitality with presentation dialled up. Your host arrives dressed for the occasion, works the room, keeps drinks moving, clears as she goes and makes sure nobody is standing on their own. Everything you would expect from good function staff, from someone whose job is also to lift the energy in the room.
Clothed works well for
- Corporate functions and client events where the tone has to stay professional
- Milestone birthdays with a mixed-age or mixed-company guest list
- Licensed venues, which almost always approve this tier without a conversation
- Events where partners are present and a bolder tier would land badly
- Poker nights and long dinners where you want service handled all evening
Venue rules for clothed bookings
This is the tier that goes anywhere. Pubs, restaurants, function rooms, offices and private homes all take it without special arrangement, and you do not need to declare anything to the venue beyond the fact that you have brought your own staff. If you are not sure which tier a venue will accept, this is the safe answer.
Boundaries and conduct
Standard professional conduct applies, the same as any hospitality staff. Your host is there to work, not to be a guest. Touching is not part of the booking. If a guest is difficult, the host will manage it once and then come to you — and the booking ends if it continues.
Organiser tip. Tell us the dress code of the venue and we will match it. A host in cocktail dress at a backyard barbecue is as wrong as jeans at a black-tie function, and the fastest way to make the booking feel considered is to get that detail right.
Booking clothed waitresses across Melbourne
Melbourne bookings cluster tightly in the CBD and the inner south-east, which keeps travel simple most nights. The exceptions are event nights: when there is a match at the MCG or Marvel Stadium, or a race meeting at Flemington, the CBD grid slows to a crawl and tram routes back up. We plan arrival windows around the fixture list rather than the map.
Areas we cover in Melbourne
- Melbourne CBD
- Southbank and Docklands
- South Yarra, Prahran and Toorak
- Richmond and Cremorne
- Fitzroy, Collingwood and Brunswick
- St Kilda and Elwood
- Port Melbourne and Albert Park
- Carlton and Parkville
Venues we work in
- Southbank and Docklands apartments
- hired CBD laneway bars and private rooms
- warehouse conversions in Collingwood and Cremorne
- private homes across the inner south-east
- licensed venues, for the clothed and lingerie tiers with prior approval
How much notice to give
The Spring Racing Carnival through late October and November is the peak, followed by the AFL finals series in September. Both compress demand into specific weekends rather than spreading it out, so those dates need earlier notice than the calendar would suggest.
How booking works
- 01
Message us with the basics
Date, start and finish time, suburb, how many guests and how many hosts you want. WhatsApp is fastest. The pre-filled message on the button above asks for exactly these, so one message is usually enough.
- 02
We come back with a written quote
Availability for your date, the total cost, and any travel fee — in writing, before you commit to anything. If we cannot staff your date properly we will say so rather than take the booking and hope.
- 03
Deposit confirms the date and the host
The deposit locks in your host, not just the slot. Boundaries and terms are confirmed in writing at the same time, so there is nothing left to negotiate later.
- 04
Your host arrives ready to work
Presentation-ready and briefed on your event. You have one point of contact the whole way through, and on the night, if anything needs handling, you talk to us.
Clothed waitresses in Melbourne — your questions
- How much does a clothed waitress cost in Melbourne?
- $100 per host, per hour, as at August 2026. That is the total you pay us, not a starting figure. The most common booking we take is 2 hosts for 3 hours, which comes to $600. A travel fee may apply if the venue is more than about 30 minutes from your host, and if it does, it is quoted in writing before you pay any deposit.
- Is there a minimum booking length?
- We quote by the hour and confirm the minimum for your date in writing before you pay a deposit, because it depends on the night and on how far your host is travelling. Most bookings run two to four hours. Tell us your start and finish time and we will give you a total, not a range.
- What does the booking actually include?
- A confirmed host briefed on your event, arriving presentation-ready in the clothed tier, serving drinks and hosting the room for the full booked duration. Boundaries are agreed in writing beforehand. You get one point of contact from the first message through to arrival, and a written quote with the total cost including any travel fee before any money changes hands.
- Can I book clothed waitresses for a licensed venue in Melbourne?
- This is the tier that goes anywhere. Pubs, restaurants, function rooms, offices and private homes all take it without special arrangement, and you do not need to declare anything to the venue beyond the fact that you have brought your own staff. If you are not sure which tier a venue will accept, this is the safe answer.
- Which parts of Melbourne do you cover?
- We work across Melbourne CBD, Southbank and Docklands, South Yarra, Prahran and Toorak, Richmond and Cremorne, Fitzroy, Collingwood and Brunswick, St Kilda and Elwood and Port Melbourne and Albert Park, Carlton and Parkville. Travel is included when the venue is within about 30 minutes of the host. Beyond that a travel fee may apply, and because hosts travel from their own suburb it varies by who is available on the night. We confirm any travel fee in writing with your quote, before you pay a deposit — it is never added afterwards.
- How much notice do you need for a booking in Melbourne?
- The Spring Racing Carnival through late October and November is the peak, followed by the AFL finals series in September. Both compress demand into specific weekends rather than spreading it out, so those dates need earlier notice than the calendar would suggest. We do take last-minute bookings whenever the roster allows, so it is always worth asking — but notice buys you choice, not just availability.
- What are the boundaries?
- Standard professional conduct applies, the same as any hospitality staff. Your host is there to work, not to be a guest. Touching is not part of the booking. If a guest is difficult, the host will manage it once and then come to you — and the booking ends if it continues.
- Do you offer sexual services?
- No. This is an entertainment and hospitality staffing service for private events. Sexual services are not offered, not arranged and not negotiable at any price or in any tier. Asking will end the booking without a refund. We are direct about this because it saves everyone's time.
- Can we take photos?
- Only with your host's permission, given on the night. If photos matter to you, tell us when you book so it is settled in the written terms rather than negotiated in front of twenty guests. Filming is treated the same way.
- How do deposits and payment work?
- A deposit confirms your date and your host, and the balance is settled on the terms we put in writing before the event. You will always see the full total, including any travel fee, before you pay anything. Deposits are non-refundable inside the cancellation window, which we state in your written quote rather than leaving vague.
- What happens if we run over time?
- You can usually extend if your host is free, charged at the same $100 per host per hour and agreed on the night. If she has another commitment she will finish at the booked time. Extending is never assumed, in either direction.
- What kind of events do you usually work in Melbourne?
- Mostly bucks nights, birthdays, poker nights, AFL finals and Spring Racing Carnival events and corporate functions. Venue-wise, that means Southbank and Docklands apartments, hired CBD laneway bars and private rooms, warehouse conversions in Collingwood and Cremorne and similar private settings.